TOP TEN REASONS ROBERT DURST SHOULD BE TURNED LOOSE

  1. It was all just like such a long ass time ago
  2. I mean, did he really?
  3. C'mooooon
  4. Met him. Great dude.
  5. He's so peanut-y
  6. He's reading this over my shoulder
  7. Incontrovertible proof the American justice system isn't Anti-Semitic
  8. That Texas shit was cray. And LEGAL.
  9. If he gets six more months on the street he'll generate two more Gosling flix
  10. $$$$$