THE WEIRDEST THINGS IVE EATEN DRUNK

  1. A complete box of croissants
  2. Peanut butter pretzels dipped in ranch
  3. The label off a beer bottle
  4. A dime
  5. My pride
  6. Another dime..
  7. Gum with the paper on it (is that a big deal)
  8. A dog treat
  9. ANYTHING my roommates had in the fridge, even the creepy roommates Chinese