Reasons I Haven't Been On This App Lately

  1. Having Sex
  2. Jk
  3. Frankly, I'm not very horny lately
  4. The world is a very unpleasant place
  5. If I'm not actively protesting I feel like I'm not doing enough
  6. I've also been listening to the Migos album a lot
  7. It's real good
  8. I've eaten fried chicken three times this week
  9. Anyway, call your elected officials and tell them when they're wrong
  10. Namaste.