Rules 4 Riding a Bike

  1. Wear a helmet
  2. Obey traffic laws
  3. Stay off the sidewalk
  4. No headphones, you gotta listen
  5. Maybe reconsider
  6. You could just walk
  7. Or carpool
  8. Your city's public transportation is better than you think
  9. Who wants to get that sweaty anyway?
  10. Throw the bike in the trash