Birds are terrible but what birds are objectively the worst? I figured it out so you don't have to.
- •SeagullsThe trash birds of the sea. Fuck off water pigeons.
- •OstrichToo big. Birds aren't this big. You are a dinosaur.
- •FlamingoesPlastic flamingoes on a lawn, I fuck with you. Real flamingoes, also dinosaurs.
- •TurkeyThese ugly chickens don't even taste good without the aide of gravy or aioli(fancy mayo), gtfo.
- •SwansOh fuck you.
- •PigeonsThe trash birds of the land. FyourL.
- •ParrotsGross and rude.
- •CockatoosPretty? I think not.
- •Black Crowes, Counting Crows, The EaglesSheryl Crow is cool though.
- •QuailsLook up, I don't wanna step on you and get quail all over my sneakers.