Birds are terrible but what birds are objectively the worst? I figured it out so you don't have to.
- 1.SeagullsThe trash birds of the sea. Fuck off water pigeons.
- 2.OstrichToo big. Birds aren't this big. You are a dinosaur.
- 3.FlamingoesPlastic flamingoes on a lawn, I fuck with you. Real flamingoes, also dinosaurs.
- 4.TurkeyThese ugly chickens don't even taste good without the aide of gravy or aioli(fancy mayo), gtfo.
- 5.SwansOh fuck you.
- 6.PigeonsThe trash birds of the land. FyourL.
- 7.ParrotsGross and rude.
- 8.CockatoosPretty? I think not.
- 9.Black Crowes, Counting Crows, The EaglesSheryl Crow is cool though.
- 10.QuailsLook up, I don't wanna step on you and get quail all over my sneakers.