Birds are terrible but what birds are objectively the worst? I figured it out so you don't have to.
  1. Seagulls
    The trash birds of the sea. Fuck off water pigeons.
  2. Ostrich
    Too big. Birds aren't this big. You are a dinosaur.
  3. Flamingoes
    Plastic flamingoes on a lawn, I fuck with you. Real flamingoes, also dinosaurs.
  4. Turkey
    These ugly chickens don't even taste good without the aide of gravy or aioli(fancy mayo), gtfo.
  5. Swans
    Oh fuck you.
  6. Pigeons
    The trash birds of the land. FyourL.
  7. Parrots
    Gross and rude.
  8. Cockatoos
    Pretty? I think not.
  9. Black Crowes, Counting Crows, The Eagles
    Sheryl Crow is cool though.
  10. Quails
    Look up, I don't wanna step on you and get quail all over my sneakers.