MY PASSPORT PHOTOS IN ORDER OF AWKWARDNESS

  1. 1.
    Irish passport. Maybe 22 years old here. Peak awkwardness. It's probably the two hoop earrings that push it over the top. That or the blank stare at . . . Something. Sometimes I refer to this as my French lesbian phase.
  2. 2.
    Current passport. Issued when I was 32 maybe. Awkward in only that it is so normal.
  3. 3.
    First passport. Probably 10 years old here. About to go live in England for 3 months with my then best friend's family. In a counter intuitive move I'm saying this is less awkward then current passport, despite buck teeth and cowlicks, because the sense of joy present. That, and the hoodie is dope.
  4. 4.
    Second American passport. 18 years old here. I'll never be this cool again.