MY PASSPORT PHOTOS IN ORDER OF AWKWARDNESS
- •Irish passport. Maybe 22 years old here. Peak awkwardness. It's probably the two hoop earrings that push it over the top. That or the blank stare at . . . Something. Sometimes I refer to this as my French lesbian phase.
- •Current passport. Issued when I was 32 maybe. Awkward in only that it is so normal.
- •First passport. Probably 10 years old here. About to go live in England for 3 months with my then best friend's family. In a counter intuitive move I'm saying this is less awkward then current passport, despite buck teeth and cowlicks, because the sense of joy present. That, and the hoodie is dope.
- •Second American passport. 18 years old here. I'll never be this cool again.