βž•OPEN LIST: LINES FROM CLASSIC COMEDY MOVIES THAT POP IN MY HEAD AND MAKE A BAD DAY GOOD πŸ˜žπŸ’­πŸ˜„

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    Those aren't pillows.
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    Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!
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    My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don't keep the general public informed when you are "debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house."
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    There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.
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    The popcorn you have been eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.
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    Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!
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    I'm not dead!
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    I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and a... steak sandwich, please.
    Suggested by Β  @stamos
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    Oh, great. Just what we needed. A Druish princess. Funny, she doesn't *look* Druish.
    Suggested by Β  @daniellenuss
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    I hated her SO much...it it the fff it FLAMES. Flames. On the side of my face.
    This world particular well when you not only are in a bad mood but are incredibly angry at something or someone.
    Suggested by Β  @eatthelove
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    "The phone, the phone, WHERE'S THE FUCKING PHONE?" -Wet Hot American Summer
    Suggested by Β  @videodrew
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    You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??
    Suggested by Β  @ruddybuddy