My Top Fears: Childhood and Adulthood (a Comparative List)

  1. CHILDHOOD FEARS
  2. Monsters (Underneath beds, inside closets)
  3. Tripping, knocking over a bunch of motorcycles and being forced to flee from Hell's Angels
  4. Quick Sand
  5. Accidentally breaking a Ming vase and being called an imbecile by a wealthy woman.
  6. ADULTHOOD FEARS
  7. Losing my faculties so that my loved ones are slowly erased from my mind.
  8. Forgetting to pay taxes.
  9. For my last meal to be something gross like beanie weenies.
  10. Accidentally breaking a Ming vase and being called an imbecile by a wealthy woman.