Why my neighborhood is crazy cool

Ironic shit that happens in my neighborhood since its been gentrified
  1. At any given moment there can be a jogger in workout gear and a criminal running from the cops at the same time coming down my block
  2. There's art and graffiti on every corner
  3. There's trash on the ground and mosaic tiled artsy trash cans and solar trash compactors on every corner
  4. Rowhomes are selling for half a Million dollars and higher, our schools can't afford workbooks
  5. Apparently living close the "El" is a selling feature
  6. Expensive restaurants are popping up in strange places, like where a lot and needles used to be
  7. All good news for me. I still love it. Hipsters are just like everyone else, some are cool, some are douches.