GRANDMA'S LASAGNA RECIPE

I'm not sure where this came from.
  1. Eye of newt.
  2. Two turtle doves.
  3. Vaseline.
  4. Sugar & Rice.
  5. Sweet Vermouth.
  6. Heinz' 58th Variety.
  7. Messup.
  8. A naughty list from Santa's garbage.