Ways that kidnapping can benefit you
I've never kidnapped anyone, but I imagine these are some benefits from doing so.
- •You don't have to pay anyone, unlike adoption
- •If they're young enough, they won't remember, like adoption
- •There's a good chance you'll get on the news finally
- •You'll be able to sit down and have a nice chat with a negotiator
- •You can improve your pawnshop dealing skills
- •You can observe the psychological effects of being a hostage without actually being a hostage
- •You could meet Liam Neeson in person!