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Sometimes we forget that the windows are open.
  1. Any one sided conversation I have with our cat, Ruth. While I am sure she loves being called "my dainty delicate big boned ballerina" this may be slightly odd for my neighbors to overhear.
  2. My Boyfriend and I handfeeding our saltwater fish tanks. We name all of our anemones by color. " I think orange looks hungry. Really? You think blue needs more fish? He's kind of a big boy."
  3. Any conversation we might have if I am cranky as Brandon likes to call me "Mr Crankypoopypants" if I am even the slightest bit cranky.
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The controlled or uncontrolled movement of your backside is always a good thing
  1. To the rhythm
    This assumes you have rhythm. Some of you do, some of you don't. So what? Shake that meat to the syncopated beat.
  2. In the car
    Let me tell you, I bounce my ass like Big Freedia when I am on 295 in traffic. Standing up, not so much.
  3. With your Butt Shaking friend
    We all have one, there is photographic proof. Thank God we went through those "everynight at the bar" years in Pre-Facebook times.
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