WAYS TO SHAKE YOUR BUTT
The controlled or uncontrolled movement of your backside is always a good thing
- •To the rhythmThis assumes you have rhythm. Some of you do, some of you don't. So what? Shake that meat to the syncopated beat.
- •In the carLet me tell you, I bounce my ass like Big Freedia when I am on 295 in traffic. Standing up, not so much.
- •With your Butt Shaking friendWe all have one, there is photographic proof. Thank God we went through those "everynight at the bar" years in Pre-Facebook times.
- •While dancing for 2-3hrs straight at a barReferencing the previous item. Then the DJ calls you out and gives you free stuff for how good you were shaking that ass.
- •In the street for an impromptu dance partyJust pull the car over to a safe spot and bounce that booty.