A MAN WHO, BY CHANCE, HAS MISSED EVERY TWIST IN EVERY MOVIE

  1. I'm happy Bruce Willis helped Haley Joel. If only he could've fixed things with his wife. She was cold and treated him like a ghost.
  2. How did Tim Robbins get out of his cell?
  3. Edward Norton shot himself, but who the hell shot Brad Pitt??
  4. Boy, I hope Mark Hamill saves the galaxy and gets Carrie Fisher in part three.
  5. I bet Soylent green is delicious.
  6. Why was Brad Pitt arrested at the end? I thought Kevin Spacey was the killer??
  7. Stephen Rea and Jaye Davidson make a wonderful couple.
  8. Not only is Anthony Perkins mother killing everyone, but she left a dead woman in his basement.
  9. Wow, I'm so happy Kevin Spacey's limp is cured.
  10. I can't see how Michael Douglas and Sharon Stones relationship won't last.
  11. Charlton Heston found another Statue of Liberty! What are the odds!?
  12. I liked it but, what's up with that sled in the beginning?