Spoiler warning.
  1. Unstoppable
    This movie stars Denzel Washington, and Chris Pine who try to stop an unstoppable, runaway train. They stop it.
  2. Armageddon
    Yeah but Bruce Willis destroys the asteroid so there was no Armageddon.
  3. The Never Ending Story 1 and 2
    I mean it totally ends. AND then starts again in the just end again.
  4. You Only Live Twice
    Well Bond doesn't die, like ever. So he's still only living once...right?
  5. The Constant Gardener
    There's no gardening in this movie.
  6. Home Alone 2 Lost in New York
    Yes, he's alone but he's not really home. AND he doesn't seem very lost.
  7. Mission Impossible 1-5
    Look, I love the Mission Impossible series. Their great films, even part 2. BUT if it truly was an impossible mission, then they wouldn't have survived through the first movie, right?
  8. The Forgotten
    Julianne Moore plays a mother who is told her children never existed. But if she remembers her children, they aren't really forgotten. So, yeah, dumb title.
  9. The Raid 2
    Ok, I love this movie. BUT there isn't a single raid in the movie.