MY FAVORITE FILM CRITICISM HYPERBOLE

None of these were made up. All were pulled from actual film critics reviews.
  1. "It unlike anything you've ever seen!"
  2. "It's electrifying!"
  3. "This movie changed my life."
  4. "Powerful and raw."
  5. "A feast for the senses"
  6. "A cinematic gut-punch!"
  7. "Throughly mind-blowing."
  8. "A nightmarish picture that will make your blood run cold."
  9. "The most human film of the year."
  10. "It gets under your skin."
  11. "So thrilling it'll knock your socks off"
  12. "If it were any hotter, you'd burst into flames."
  13. "Get strapped in for a brain-popping trip."
  14. "A virtual sci-fi roller coaster of stupendous thrills."