WAYS TO PUT ON PANTS
- •One leg at a time.
- •Two legs at a time, like jumping into them.
- •No legs, just tie them around your waist.
- •Put them on your head and unzip them so you can speak to strangers who will be in awe of your style.
- •Don't put them on just stare at them and think of what you've done.
- •Backwards (only if a member of Kris Kross)
- •Keep them on and never take them off.