WAYS TO PUT ON PANTS

  1. One leg at a time.
  2. Two legs at a time, like jumping into them.
  3. No legs, just tie them around your waist.
  4. Put them on your head and unzip them so you can speak to strangers who will be in awe of your style.
  5. Don't put them on just stare at them and think of what you've done.
  6. Backwards (only if a member of Kris Kross)
  7. Keep them on and never take them off.
  8. Butler.