MY SHAMPOO SMELLS NICE

Thoughts I had while tutoring tonight.
  1. My student could get it if he got drafted
    I'm not too good to be a sunbeam
  2. When I took this class the interface wasn't as cute
    CISM 4 lyfe
  3. 2 more weeks until I'm done with this
    Graduation bih
  4. I'm still mad about my glasses
    My eye doctor is playing with my emotions
  5. My thighs are juicy
    😋
  6. Oh shoot let me help this poor soul
    Who isn't actually poor cause he's on a hill scholarship while I am graduating in 3 weeks in thousands of dollars of debt even though my intellectual capabilities ate greater than his but who cares cause I don't run with balls and it's not like I'm bitter or anything....