THINGS YOU'D DO WITHOUT HAVING DURANN IN YOUR LIFE

Because my best friend is also a narcissist
  1. DIE!
    The rest of this list is just my ghost self haunting the internets.
  2. Listen to more music
    Since I'd have no one to call in the car and grocery store
  3. Obsess over Grey's alone
    She is the Meredith to my Christina
  4. Speaking of Grey's
    Jessie Williams, Durann, and I are in a poly relationship
  5. Need therapy more often
    Who would I tell my problemos too
  6. Be less cool
    She put me on Hamilton, Ebroji, and countless other things
  7. Have to make new friends
    And we all know I hate people