5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

I'm doing this as my first list. The site told me too. I want to come off as submissive.
  1. My book. Buy it. You might need it.
  2. My favorite flower. Today.
  3. What might a bacon slut be?
  4. Let them eat cake. And Mickey. And Cinderella.
  5. I will try hard not to be trivial here. But don't hold me to very high standards.