OLD PERSON THINGS I'VE DONE THIS WEEK

I don't know. It just happened.
  1. Recommended my accountant to a friend
  2. Added a Ken Burns series to my Netflix queue
  3. Almost told a youngster to pull his f*cking pants up over his ass
  4. Realized I can no longer eat pizza after 8:30PM
  5. Thought about the possible negative ramifications of a social media post
  6. Got annoyed with a loud motorcycle before 10PM