REASONS THAT LINEBACKER BROKE GENO SMITH'S JAW

  1. Twizzlers vs Red Vines
    I'm guessing Geno is a Red Vines guy.
  2. True Detective Season 2
    Nobody wins.
  3. Batman vs Spider-Man
  4. Geno's Extraneous Use of Commas
    "Enough with the interoffice emails, brah!"
  5. Bernie or Clinton
    At least it wasn't Trump.
  6. Football
    It's probably the most likely conclusion.