THINGS I COULD PROBABLY STOP DOING EVERYDAY
- •Taking Online QuizzesI'm sincerely curious as to which Golden Girl I am, but if I'm not Rose it's just gonna send me into an emotional tailspin.
- •Unsubscribing from marketing emails.Seriously, it can't possibly be helping.
- •Trying to wear braceletsIt just throws my normcore outfits all out of whack.
- •Talking to other driversThey can't hear me and I don't carry a gun in case they can read lips.
- •Attempting complex bro handshakesI'm literally the worst at this. No amount of practice will relieve this social inadequacy.
- •Reading BuzzFeed ArticlesSeriously, it can't possibly be helping.