THINGS I WISH WERE NOT INTERESTING BUT ARE

I must succumb to the vacuum that are these terrible, terrible things.
  1. Old Sayings & Their Meanings
    Are shithouse rats really crazy? I'll probably never meet one, so why am I investigating the origin of this phrase at midnight on a Tuesday?
  2. Political Opinions
    I genuinely hate politics and avoid most engagements therein, but damn it if I don't want to scroll through the comments on my crazy uncle's Facebook post.
  3. Real Estate Shows
    Will they love it? Will they list it? I dunno, but I just learned a lot about the housing market of an area I never even want to visit.