1. No way this guy went to public schools.
  2. I never thought I'd be jealous of a person's washer/drier, but here I am.
    And it's more than just the fact that they aren't operated with quarters.
  3. I bet I could fit our whole apartment in this kitchen.
    I had to include the breakfast nook, but I'm gonna count it as the kitchen anyway.
  4. They even have air conditioning.
    Note: I did not visit this house in the 1970s. But it was disgustingly balmy outside.
  5. They've probably bet on stuff in silent auctions.
    This is a sure sign of wealth.
  6. The yearly tax on this house surpasses my annual income.
    I must drink all of their alcohol. Right now.