THOUGHTS ON A HOT NIGHT

  1. 92?? It can't possibly be this hot this late in the evening while indoors.
  2. I'm buying that AC unit on Amazon. It's gonna max out the Amex and royally fuck our electric bill, but fuck it. This is ridiculous.
  3. Can two year olds overheat? Are they like cars?
  4. I'm sweating. I'm completely motionless, wearing only my thinnest boxers, and I'm sweating.
  5. Stop thinking about it. It can't affect me if I don't pay attention to it.
  6. Sweating. I'm just lying here and I'm sweating little beads of sweat.
  7. If I ever find the shit ass human who instilled the notion that people on the west side of LA don't need AC, I'm gonna drown them in a pool of my back sweat.
  8. Stop thinking about it. It can't affect me if I don't pay attention to it.