PEOPLE I NEED TO BUY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR

  1. Dame Judi Dench - She did a good job in her last Bond movie. A hat? Maybe a coffee mug.
  2. Sen. Bernie Sanders - Win or lose I want him to know I think he is doing a good job. Lego White House set.
  3. Mom - She hasn't been that manipulative lately. Cash
  4. That friend from high school who is going to get me something - Damn it.
  5. Jesus - He is the reason for the season, and people don't buy him shit. Sweater from Target.