RANDOM THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT ME
- •I've had many types of weekends but never Vampire one.
- •I once gave a street musician trying to get back home from NYC money because she was hot.
- •Aderall got me through my Daily Show packet submission. I used performance enhancing drugs.
- •I've spent more on sports memorabilia than some people make in a year. Still deciding if I'm proud of it or not.
- •I've lost at the Emmys twice and it was an honor to be nominated. Just kidding losing is infuriating.