THE FIVE BEST THINGS ABOUT ADDERALL

This is why you should ALWAYS use Adderall.
  1. They're basically focus Viagra that give you a brain boner.
  2. You become Bradley Cooper from Limitless for approximately 17 minutes.
  3. They never expire
  4. Their street name is "SLA's" (Study Like Asians)
    You're wondering if this is true or not. Which kind of makes you a little bit racist.
  5. It's impossible to overdose. You can only become ScarJo from Lucy.