Things I Like to Do...
In no particular order
- •PizzaI like to eat it, I like to look at it, I like to talk about, and I like to pretend that my taste in pizza is better than yours and that you're dumb for putting pineapple on there.
- •Calling bluffsYou say you will eat your hat? I'll call that bluff. Hungry enough to eat a horse? I'll call that too. Oh you're freezing? Yeah right. You're name is Kevin? Bull crap.
- •ReadingIf you haven't read a book since high school then don't judge me.
- •Bursting through doorsThere's a reason Kramer does it, you never know what people are doing/aren't wearing on the other side.
- •Giving wise adviceExclusively about things I know nothing about. You're welcome.