THE WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN ON A FLIGHT, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Somebody near you farts the whole way
    Unavoidable. No way to mask smell
  2. 2.
    You land but have to wait for your gate to clear (while hungry)
    So close yet so far.. Also zero patience while hungry
  3. 3.
    You make it to destination city but have to do circles in the air until the runway is clear
    Not as teasing as being on the ground, but still a tease
  4. 4.
    Your seat is in between fat men
    Not favorable, but with enough determination this could be comfortable
  5. 5.
    Crying baby
    Not ideal, but headphones are a quick fix