Things I can't do during a Playoff game
it's hockey by the way. not basketball. This is at home behavior, you should see me in person.
- •Sit stillI pace. And fidget and pace some more. I sit too but I still fidget
- •RelaxHahahahha it's playoffs. Hell, I can't even relax during regular season games
- •Speak nicelyI yell plays and yell at the players when they don't listen. I yell at the opposing team, the coaches, the announcers. And I may have said something nasty to the fan i saw texting during game play.
- •BreatheNope. I'll breathe when the game is over
- •Drink too muchIn don't want to have to pee during play. Might miss something.
- •See the catsThey, literally run for the bedroom when they hear the National Anthem.