What I need to be able to deal with today

it's barely lunchtime, and I'm already done.
  1. Chocolate
    All the chocolate.
  2. Vodka
    Grey Goose will be preferable. But at this point I would take a really overly fermented potato
  3. Kitten sniggles
    They won't solve everything, but a little bit of purr action action would probably help
  4. A kayak
    I need time on the river. Or even near the river. If I had the time, I'd walk down to the river today. But that's not going to happen
  5. Smiles
    Anything to make me smile