DIALOGUE I HOPE IS IN 'LEGEND', THE UPCOMING TOM HARDY MOVIE WHERE HE PLAYS TWINS

  1. Why reload your gun when you can reload yourself (Tom should slap someone softly but still super creepily after this line)
  2. We may look alike, but that doesn't mean we act alike
  3. And for what? A little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
  4. Same DNA. New TNA (this is more of a slogan but it's solid right? Would kill in the 18-24 horny male demographic)
  5. TWINNING
  6. This town...it's lawless.
  7. You brought a knife to a gun fight, but I brought my twin.
  8. Hey you really look like Tom Hardy! So does your twin brother! (Tom Hardy should stab whoever says this with his fist)
  9. My wife!