HOW NOT TO REVIEW STAR WARS

It's like the biggest movie ever, so of course there's a bunch of stuff to complain about, here's some of the articles about the film that totally irk me.
  1. How are these writers taking such pride in their ignorance? Use critical thinking and don't talk about movies you haven't seen.
  2. Some of these are totally valid, the villains plan sucks and should be further questioned. But asking how all the characters know English is so stupid. Like you do not understand how to watch and enjoy movies if you're being sincere. Both frustrating and depressing.
  3. Straight up ignoring excellent films and really big parts of the culture doesn't make you cool. It makes you a try hard and in this case, a bad journalist.