MY FAVORITE 30 ROCK JOKES
30 Rock is my favorite TV comedy and this is a list of the best jokes!
- •When Kenneth wants to apply to be a janitor and the janitor says "Throw out your resume on the 4th floor and we'll get back to you.'
- •"You know what else is from the 80's? Women being quite." - Dr Leo Spaceman
- •"Heavy is the hand that eats the crayons." - Tracy Jordan
- •Kelsey Grammar's Abraham Lincoln Play
- •Liz singing "Working on my Night Cheese"
- •"Oh yeah the guy with the black kid is racist." - Dennis Duffy
- •Dennis saying a lez movie is on HBO and the joke being that's a sleazy thing to say but later we find out the movie is The Kids Are Alright
- •"I went to school in Boston, well near Boston. No, not Tuffs..." - Toofer
- •Any time Sue did anything
- •Matt Damon's pilot character hating Sully Sullensburger, "you know what a good pilot would have done, not hit the birds."
- •"I don't care! I'll start my own group! Rejection from society is what created the X-Men." - Liz Lemon
- •"Are we (USA) not even making our own meth anymore? What is happening to honest American manufacturing?" - Avery Jessup
- •"If there is a god, then SHE *cue Liz's eye roll*" - Wesley Snipes
- •"This whole city has gone Cuckoo for Coco Puffs." - Elisa
- •"In a world with too much freedom, one boy dared to be different in: HITLER; the boy who dreamed of stars." - Kenneth