STATE FLAGS RANKED

  1. 1.
    New Mexico
    No question bout it.
  2. 2.
    Colorado
    So cute. I just wanna hold its hand and buy it a nice dinner.
  3. 3.
    Alabama
    Hardcore.
  4. 4.
    Texas
    I'm bias. But feels like the most American.
  5. 5.
    California
    Bears on flags are a running theme through state flags, but this one's my favorite. Not the best representation of California cause he's not trying to show me his head shot, but I'll let that slide.
  6. 6.
    Connecticut
  7. 7.
    Louisiana
    They made a geese badass. Nough said.
  8. 8.
    Delaware
  9. 9.
    Florida
    What if Alabama's flag had a really nasty looking thing in the middle of it?
  10. 10.
    Montana
    Pretty.
  11. 11.
    South Carolina
    Feels biblical.
  12. 12.
    Virginia
    Real pretty lady crushing a guys throat. Wish Virginia was as exciting as this.
  13. 13.
    Pennsylvania
  14. 14.
    Idaho
  15. 15.
    Michigan
  16. 16.
    Alaska
    What did a 13 year old make this flag? Yes actually. Still top 20 tho.
  17. 17.
    Kansas
  18. 18.
    Illinois
    Fave eagle
  19. 19.
    Iowa
    Second fave eagle
  20. 20.
    Arizona
    The star is a copper star cause that's Arizona's chief export. Cool idea, but ugly as hell.
  21. 21.
    Kentucky
    These two guys deserve a sitcom
  22. 22.
    Maine
  23. 23.
    Massachusetts
    That arm holding the sword has more depth than most marvel movie villains.
  24. 24.
    Tennessee
    "Just throw three stars in the middle and get it over with."
  25. 25.
    Arkansas
    We get it. You're Arkansas.
  26. 26.
    Missouri
    Da bears
  27. 27.
    Nevada
    "Born in battle" isn't something you should be bragging about, it's actually kind of sad.
  28. 28.
    Wyoming
    Buffalo are dope, even when just vaguely outlined.
  29. 29.
    New Hampshire
    Stars are overplayed. Like the boat tho.
  30. 30.
    Georgia
    1776 is the most cliched date they could have gone with. Thumbs down.
  31. 31.
    Minnesota
    Two dates? Really?
  32. 32.
    Hawaii
    Like two different flags smashed together. Not a fan.
  33. 33.
    Nebraska
    Nope.
  34. 34.
    Wisconsin
    Much like Wisconsin, nothing special.
  35. 35.
    New York
    Doesn't feel New York enough. Nobodies urinating in a back alley.
  36. 36.
    Mississippi
  37. 37.
    North Carolina
    Weak.
  38. 38.
    North Dakota
    That eagles got his mouth full.
  39. 39.
    Ohio
    Ohio just thinking it's better than everyone else and putting it's flag in a special shape. You suck Ohio.
  40. 40.
    Oklahoma
    Like a weird pig or something I dunno hard pass
  41. 41.
    Oregon
    Deserves better.
  42. 42.
    Rhode Island
    Anchor's aren't that cool why is Rhode Island so gladly embracing them?
  43. 43.
    South Dakota
    South Dakota loves playing the 'Mount Rushmore is in his city' card. Tired of it.
  44. 44.
    Utah
    Utah doesn't deserve the eagle.
  45. 45.
    Washington
    Weak
  46. 46.
    Vermont
  47. 47.
    New Jersey
  48. 48.
    West Virginia
  49. 49.
    Maryland
  50. 50.
    I missed one of these and this list was a massive waste of time. Go away.