STUFF I'M GOING TO OUTLAW WHEN I BECOME KING OF EVERYTHING

  1. You only get to hate 5 people at a time.
    Hating other people is so boring. 5 person limit.
  2. Guac and Queso are free everywhere. The same way chips and salsa are.
  3. Kickers will be the most paid members on football teams.
  4. No toppings will be allowed on ice cream.
  5. Walrus', Seals, and Otters will fight to the death until only one species remains.
  6. Nobody can wear a belt for just fashion purposes.
  7. No more blue jeans.
  8. Terrorism.