THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM A PARKING GARAGE ATTENDANT

  1. Words
  2. "Sure is a good day for spitting in the back seat amiright?"
  3. "If you give me your keys I will crash your car."
  4. "People say I look like a pre Serpico Al Pacino."
  5. "No tip? Well here's a tip for you, buzz off!"
  6. "Surrender your flesh, for thou art only what is imagined."