WORST THINGS ABOUT CATHERINE HICKOX
She requested this one, even though I already had a version of it saved in my drafts.
- •Crazy self deprecatingYou're smart and artistic so shut up about saying you're not either of those things
- •Probably gonna be the reverse Demi MooreShe knows why
- •Her gastric issues and the way she uses them as a means of entertaining herselfI am a victim.
- •We get it you like coffeeWow you're so like hip and unique that you like coffee so much. Pretty European of you!
- •We get it you like working at IBCWhoa, IBC the church?
- •Thinks Frances Ha 'isn't that great'Just like amazing and she doesn't even know better.
- •Just barely above the too attractive to be funny lineHate to admit it but she's prettier than me and probably almost 'just as' funny. Unfair.
- •She's probably gonna go through a photography phase at some point. Ugh.
- •We get it you're the coolest in schoolShe actually is the coolest in school but that's cause her school is really un-cool. And she's just like medium cool.
- •Won't get bangs like Jess from New Girl even though she always asks if she shouldCATHERINE GET SOME GOD DAMN BANGS ALREADY. OR THE DREADLOCKS AT LEAST.
- •Hates womenSeriously, if they're colored, real deal breaker.
- •So self deprecating she requested a list of her flaws 😂😂😂You know you're the best so shut up