LISTS I MIGHT BE GOOD AT MAKING IF YOU REQUEST ONE

  1. Things to make you sound really smart about the Iran nuclear negotiations
  2. Questions to ask to piss off someone who does crossfit
  3. Human names that would be best for dogs
  4. A comprehensive list of sex-related emojis
  5. What makes a DC basic bitch or basic bro
  6. Republican candidates in order of most nonsense spewed
  7. DC bars by douchy-ness
  8. Badass women in government so you can talk about one that's not Hillary Clinton
  9. Things America could buy instead of its most expensive weapons-system that's tbh broken