1. Sen. Tom Cotton
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    For objectively looking like a penis and writing this super "interesting" assessment of women in the Harvard Crimson: http://bit.ly/1f5lkj7
  2. Sen. Lindsey Graham
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    For being named Lindsey and giving no fucks about facts
  3. Rep. Paul Ryan
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    For leading P90x classes with Hill staffers
  4. Sen. Joni Earnst
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    For her insanely shiny white teeth and talking about castrating hogs during her campaign
  5. Sen. Brian Schatz
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    For wearing a Hawaiian shirt for his official senate photo