MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WHO MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE

  1. Sen. Tom Cotton
    For objectively looking like a penis and writing this super "interesting" assessment of women in the Harvard Crimson: http://bit.ly/1f5lkj7
  2. Sen. Lindsey Graham
    For being named Lindsey and giving no fucks about facts
  3. Rep. Paul Ryan
    For leading P90x classes with Hill staffers
  4. Sen. Joni Earnst
    For her insanely shiny white teeth and talking about castrating hogs during her campaign
  5. Sen. Brian Schatz
    For wearing a Hawaiian shirt for his official senate photo