THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES I'VE USED WHEN I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT

  1. 1.
    My cat is sick (before I've owned one).
  2. 2.
    Food poisoning.
  3. 3.
    I don't like people.
  4. 4.
    "Halloween isn't really my thing."
  5. 5.
    "I'm on a no-carb, no-drinking cleanse."