Top 5 Things I Used to Read in the Toilet Before Smart Phones

Long gone are the days when I'd read something other than my phone while pooping. Let's take a look back.
  1. Shampoo Bottles
  2. Toothpaste Tubes
  3. Magazines / Newspapers
  4. Necronomicon / Satanic Bible
  5. The Future Using the Wrinkles of my Supple Ball Sac.
    Confession: I still do this.