Where are my glasses?

  1. They've gotta be around here somewhere
  2. Nope, not on the nightstand
  3. Honey, where are my glasses?
  4. Not in the bathroom either
  5. Fuck
  6. Maybe the living room?
  7. Really? Not on the coffee table?
  8. Shit
  9. Ow, goddammit! Stubbed my toe!
  10. I was wearing them the whole time