1. Find someone eating a cupcake
  2. Sit down next to them, real close
  3. Inform them that you cannot eat that seemingly delicious creation, but it sure does look good
  4. Wait a beat
  5. Ask if it's good
  6. Ask about the flavour
  7. Watch them eat a few more bites
  8. Ask if it's moist
  9. Watch the horror spread over their face, and then stand up and walk away