Things That Have Scared the Bejeezus Out of Me This Week

I live alone. I've always been a somewhat jumpy person. I recently binge-watched Law&Order:SVU on Netflix, and now here we are.
  1. The wind blowing the curtains on my balcony door.
  2. The post-it note I left myself on the door last night so I wouldn't forget to take my lunch to work.
  3. My bangs.
  4. Shoes sitting near my front door, which I had removed from my own feet an hour before.
  5. The kettle, which I had forgotten I had put on the stove.
  6. My upstairs neighbour dropping something.
  7. Every single time I've heard anyone moving in the hall outside my apartment door.
  8. My bangs, again.