Actually words they HAVE used
  1. Adult
    A side affect of my friends mostly being artists - they think because I have a 9-5 I'm more "grown up" than them (ha!)
  2. Smartass
  3. Mom
    I tend towards being over-concerned, especially when tipsy. I fucking hate this one.
  4. Deadly dimples
    A dear friend at work coined it and it caught on in certain circles.
  5. Wise old owl
    Really only my bestest - because I give good advice (and I do! If only I could learn to take it myself.)