ANNOYING COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS YOU GET FOR HAVING A BEARD

The title says it all! I've had a long beard for over a year... not till recently have I began to compile a list of questions and comments I've ran into.
  1. Isn't hot in the summer?
  2. Does you wife like it?
  3. Doesn't it itch?
  4. Are you a lumber jack?
  5. When are you going to shave?
  6. Hey! You forgot to shave!
  7. You look like someone from Duck Dynasty.
  8. Wish my wife would let me have a beard.
  9. Wish I could grow a beard
  10. Are you growing it for Movember?
  11. What do you look like without a beard?
  12. Can I touch it?
  13. Have you always had a beard?
  14. How long have you had it?
  15. Eating must suck for you.
  16. What kind of shampoo do you use?
  17. You have more hair on your face than on your Head
  18. Are you a biker?