THE GREATEST MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE

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    ROAR- a bunch of white people let tigers and lions into the house.
  2. 2.
    EVERY KATE WINSLET MOVIE- from Heavenly Creatures to Titantic to Steve Jobs
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    NASHVILLE- a bunch of people pretending to be simple folk are really fucked up weirdos.
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    MISSISSIPPI BURNING- racism is afoot and there's only one hope to stop it: white people. Featuring the greatest cast of white hillbilly character actors ever: Brad Dourif, Michael Rooker, Stephen Tobolowsky, Pruit Taylor Vince, and even Jigsaw from the Saw movies.
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    SLAPSHOT- two things white people love: ice hockey and the destruction of the American working class.
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    THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS- Danny Glover is beset by an alarming number of increasingly strange white people in vintage clothing while strange white music plays in the background.
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    THE BLIND SIDE- white people are super generous and will help young POC out if they are good at sports.
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    THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE- period drama where the inventor of corn flakes tries to give Ferris Bueller an enema
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    FOOD INC.- white people's greatest fears realized...our bland ass food may have chemicals or some shit in it.
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    OBAMA'S AMERICA 2016- this was made by an Indian dude but is a great look at how the Real America has suffered at the hands of the Scoundrel Obama. Sic Semper Tyrannus!